Monday, April 2, 2012

B is for - Barack O’Bama’s Banal B-man and Big time Bloviator, Biden, Belched a Buffet of Bloopers, Blunders, Boners, Boo-Boos, and other Blustery Bozo-like Blurbs of Bunk, Balderdash, and Buffoonery.

               (Title Translation:  Oh No!  Listen to Joe Blow.)

  Why did Barack O’Bama ( remember when Barry self-identified as Irish when He visited Ireland?)  pick Joe Biden as His running mate?  An internet search reveals several possible reasons:

1.      He brought expertise in matters of foreign policy that the Irish candidate lacked.

2.      O’Bama’s youth and inexperience would be balanced by a seasoned old “father figure” with thirty two years of experience.

3.      He could be a political gut-biter and a strong forceful debater.

4.      To neutralize and balance the minority demographic (I guess some people just don’t like Irish people).

But I disagree.  I think there was a much more compelling reason for His choosing Biden.  It was for protection; for life insurance.
Think about it.  The Vice President was one heartbeat away from the presidency.  If O’Bama had died while in office, Biden would have been the leader of the free world.  So there it is folks.  By picking Joe Biden as His running mate, the Irish president made Himself assassination-proof.  Pretty smart, huh?  I mean who wants Bozo for president?

Dozens of internet sites chronicled hundreds of Biden’s gaffes and Bidenisms. 
Here are just a few for your enjoyment:

"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." –referring to the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who was very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006

"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –- addressing Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who was in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008

"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

For more great fun, check out this handy little Joe Biden "Gaffe-O-Matic" Dumb Quote Generator.
Enjoy a little trip down memory lane.  During those troubling times when the president made us cry,  it was good to have something to “Laff” about. 

Even in laughter the heart may ache, and rejoicing may end in grief.  Proverbs 14:13

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