Saturday, June 10, 2017

GRAMMATICAL GENDER CONFUSION DISORDER



Gender confusion is a psychological disorder, but it's more than just that.  It brings with it, other disorders including grammatical disorders.  Gender confused people and those who tolerate them just don’t know how to talk anymore.

People are either fearful of PC speech violations or they have forgotten basic third-grade grammar.  Everywhere in our vernacular street language, as well as in media and literature, is the evident disorder of Pronoun confusion.

The pronouns "they" and "them" are plurals and I find it extremely awkward to use them as PC substitutes for singular, gender specific pronouns.  Besides, it rubs me the wrong way.

For example, if you were to say,  "If a person commits a crime, THEY should be punished,” I think you should be punished for your grammar crime.  The proper pronoun is "he," even if he is a woman because the masculine form is generic for all humans when gender is unspecific or all inclusive.

So just know this; I refuse to submit to ANY PC speech. I don't have the time or the desire to learn and understand all 56 of the gender variations that Facebook now recognizes.  I am just content to go with the two that God ordained at creation; "Male and Female created He, them."

If you are female, I will refer to you with grammatically correct feminine gender pronouns.  If you are male, I will use masculine pronouns.  If I am referring to anyone without gender specificity, I will use the generic masculine pronouns.
 
If you are confused or are not sure what you are, read your birth certificate.  And then, if you are still confused, ask an electrician to explain the difference between the two ends of an extension cord.

It's not really that difficult, folks.  When you confuse pronouns, you sound really stupid.

This ends my helpful hint of the day.  You’re Welcome!



Thursday, May 4, 2017

Mamas, Don't Let Your Boys Grow Up To Be Snowflakes

When I was a boy, my friends and I couldn't wait to grow up and become adults.  I remember when I was in the fourth grade and got my first job.  My mother didn’t even know I was selling newspapers until she bumped into me in the grocery store.  After the initial shock, she mellowed out and allowed me to continue because she knew it was good for me.  It wasn’t much but it was my job.  I earned my pay and I used it to pay for my stuff.

That was in 1957.  For a while, that year, my dad was working in Monterey (some distance from our home) so he stayed weekdays, in a motel room and came home on weekends.  One week, during the summer, he took me with him.  Every morning we ate breakfast and then he went off to work and left me, with a few coins in my pocket, to entertain myself until he got home in the evening.  I spent the entire week discovering the beautiful old town of Monterey.  I walked the streets, visited shops, museums, and historic places, and talked to lots of people (and I am only telling this, now, because both my parents are deceased so you can't report them to C.P.S and have them arrested).  It was a great adventure for a nine-year-old boy.
 
Even at that age, I had a bicycle (which I paid for myself) that afforded a great deal of freedom and mobility around town.  And as a Cub Scout, I was learning all kinds of skills I would need to survive and be productive; we learned how to fix things, shoot things, cook things, and make things.  Everything we did was with a view toward self-reliance, personal responsibility, and maturity. 

We learned, in the school of hard knocks, that “sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me.”  We learned how to defend ourselves from bullies.  We learned that boys don’t cry and that wounds heal without a doctor (in fact, they are battle scars that we shared as badges of honor).  We learned that life has winners and losers; we kept score when we played games.  We played dodge ball.   We learned that our self-esteem was not important; our self-respect was.  We rode our bikes without helmets and we drank water from garden hoses or streams.  We learned that boys never hit girls, that men open doors for ladies, that you don’t steal, and that you respect other people’s property.

We were boys in training to become men.  And we learned the art of manliness from our fathers, grandfathers, uncles, scoutmasters, pastors, and other men in our lives whose collective purpose was to launch us out of dependency and into maturity and productivity.  Every kid I knew had a father at home and each of them was partly responsible for my upbringing and discipline.

When I married, my wife and I were both 21. That was in 1969 and, in those days, that was a typical marrying age.  Not long ago Dennis Prager was doing a segment on his radio show about the failure of young people to mature.  He noted that the average marrying age in the U. S. was about 30 and, even at that age, women are marrying boys.   And, at that time, we even have a president who thought it necessary for kids to stay on their parents' health insurance policies until age 26.  What’s up with that?  Throughout history, in most cultures, boys were considered to be men by age 12 or 13.  But today we have a newly invented age category called adolescence which is a lame excuse for immature, ignorant, foolish, children who have not grown up.

And the problem is identifiable.  It is a lack of necessary and beneficial socialization.  One day my oldest grandson was talking to a lady who complimented him on his manners and maturity.  When she learned that he was home schooled, she raised the typical, ignorant, and inane objection to homeschooling, “What about socialization?”

Well, what about that?  Kids today ARE socialized.  But it is the wrong kind of socialization.  They spend most of their time with their peers and very little time with adults.  As a result, most don't know how to carry on an intelligent conversation with an adult.  The real question is, “Why do we think it is a good thing for our foolish, immature, delinquent children to be socialized by foolish, immature, delinquent children?”  After all these years, we still haven’t learned that IT ISN’T WORKING.  Socialization of children is the responsibility of adults. 

The good news is that there are some pockets of safe and sane socialization, in our 21st century American culture, such as Home School co-ops, Scouting, and Family Integrated Churches.  If you want your boys to grow up to be real men, you need to have real men in their lives.


"Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child; The rod of correction will drive it far from him."  Proverbs 22:15

Saturday, April 22, 2017

L. A. Smog is NOT MY FAULT

Yeah, the LA basin is smoggy.  But it’s not our fault.

In 1542, two ships, commissioned by Spain, sailed up the California coast in search of the mythical Seven Cities of Gold and the Strait of Anián (believed to be the Northwest Passage).

The voyage was a failure but they hoped they might discover a coastal route to China. 
 
Nevertheless, commanded by a conquistador named Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo, the voyage brought them to, what is now, San Pedro Bay where they encountered a huge, low hanging haze over the area.  From that voyage, we have the first written observations of the Los Angeles area which they named Baya de Los Fumos, or Bay of the Smoke.

But the region had another name given by the Chumash tribe of Native American Indians who settled here hundreds of years ago.   Los Angeles is basically a large, low basin surrounded by mountains, which is a natural trap for air pollution.

The Chumash people noticed that the smoke from their cooking fires would just hang low throughout the whole basin.  And the characteristic smog was consistent and significant enough to earn the name, which, translated into English, means “Valley Of Smoke.”

The haze was not caused by internal combustion engines, backyard incinerators, or industrial factories.  It was only smoke emanating from the Indian villages.  The smoke would rise into the air and flatten out against an invisible, atmospheric ceiling caused by temperature inversion.

The inversion layer forms when ocean breezes draw cool marine air onshore beneath a mass of warmer air above.  Held in place by the mountains that shelter Los Angeles on the north and east, the cool air then stabilizes, unable to rise through the warm air above. 

So, there you have it, folks.  The EPA, Algore, and all your nature-loving, earth worshiping whackos have been blaming YOU!   The L. A. basin will never be smog free even if you can prevent all the cattle from farting.




Thursday, February 9, 2017

Velvet-Covered Bricks


I read where one of our states passed a law requiring students to be polite.  School-aged children would be required to use words like “please” and “thank you” and they must address their teachers as “sir” or “ma’am.”  I think it’s a great idea.  Have you noticed how rude and abrasive people are these days? 

My first week as the administrator of a Christian Home, an employee stormed into my office and proceeded to unload her frustrations on me.  I don’t recall what her grievance was but I do remember her obtrusive and obnoxious manner.  And she had an extensive vocabulary of four-letter expletives that she crafted quite eloquently.  My guess is that her mother had never introduced her to the taste of Ivory Soap.

A few years ago my own pastor had to call me into his office to address my own harshness.  He told me that I should learn to be more like a “velvet covered brick”.  He explained that it is O.K. to be firm on principles, but it is never right to be rude. 

I find that being a brick is easy but, wearing the velvet; not so much.  Sometimes my velvet gets worn a little thin and I have to keep patching it up.  I have a couple velvet-covered brick bookends in my office as a reminder to keep my speech in check.

What impressions do we make on others?  Do we speak kindly with respect and love or are we just rude and nasty?  Anyone can yell at a waitress, chew out a clerk, or let off steam at a receptionist.  It is much more difficult to be kind and gentle, to demonstrate patience and understanding, and to practice self-control.  Not only is it worth the effort but it is evidence of the indwelling Spirit of God in the life of a Christian.


 The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, 
kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. 
Gal.5:22,23

Monday, December 26, 2016

The Low Budget, Little Church Christmas Service


No pushing, shoving for a seat; 
No drummer boy to keep the beat.

No snow machines, no snowball fights; 
No decibels, no blinding lights.

No jingle bells, no one-horse sleigh; 
No little baby in the hay.

We sang no frozen Disney song; 
Somehow that would seem so wrong.

No Santa Claus and no fake snow; 
No folderol, no dance, no show,

All we had was Scripture reading; 
interspersed with carol singing.


We prayed, and praised the One who came; 
To live and die and rise again.


an original poem by Ralph M. Petersen

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

It's not even Winter yet. Where Did All The Snowflakes Come From?

The reason all those cream-puffs, snowflakes, and panty-waist millennials can't cope with the disappointment of Hillary's defeat is because their generation has never experienced any kind of competition. They played football and baseball where no one ever kept score. They played musical chairs where the number of chairs matched the number of players. They got participation awards for every event in their lives. Their graduating class had 16 Valedictorians. (I heard of one school that gave children faked report cards with good grades and sent the real grades to the parents so their sensitive little feelings wouldn't be hurt.) They have been programmed to believe that everyone is a winner.

So this most recent election cycle may have been the first time in their lives, that they have experienced a competition where there is actually a real winner and (the L word) a LOSER.


Perhaps they would feel better if that mean old Trump could share his presidency with the loser, Hillary. They could move into the Whitehouse together and they could be Co-Presidents. Then everyone could feel special.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The Church Needs Hardnosed Pastors With Big Hammers

Brethren, the time has come, once again, for the Church and her preachers to take heart and play the part of men in the face of the world’s whirling winds. We will need the steadfastness of John. Congregations need pastors who will dare to preach to them, not merely opine. Pastors
who, like John, will look their people in the eyes and tell them the truth about sin, faith, death, sex, marriage, faithfulness, virtue, and truth; who will call sin “sin,” and point sinners to Jesus, the Lamb of God who takes away their sins; the Lamb hidden for them to eat in the bread and the chalice. We need the ministry of John, that the Church dare to stand apart from the world for the sake of the world; to look, speak, and act differently from every other place in the world for the sake of engaging the world with a Gospel not of this world. We all need Pastor John’s preaching in or lives, to bulldoze our idols and make plain to us our priorities. To call us out into the wilderness to repent and believe our Baptism. To give us a joy for which we will gladly lose our heads.

Joshua Hayes
Gottensdienst 24.4

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Why I Am NOT Voting For Trump In This Election.

I am tired of all the foolish, irrelevant, never-Trump and never-Hillary, lesser-of-two-evils, phony moral arguments. 

I am going to vote because I am an American citizen.  The individual citizen is the most important office in our constitutional republic and voting is a duty of an informed citizen.  It is up to us to uphold and protect our constitution, to reign in our out-of-control representatives, and hold our government accountable; Politicians won’t control or discipline themselves and they cannot be trusted. 

I am also going to vote because I am a Christian.  America is a REPRESENTATIVE republic.  That means that the government is comprised of people who are elected by citizens to represent citizens.  Therefore, the actions of the government are MY actions; I cannot abstain from voting and then sit back and complain about them.  It is my personal responsibility to do the best I can to ensure a government that will protect the innocent and keep us safe.  My Christian faith demands that I will do everything possible to elect people who will strive to protect the lives of the unborn, punish criminals, protect our borders, respect our God-given freedoms, encourage hard work and productivity, respect marriage, discourage idleness, allow the citizens to educate their children, and freely exercise their faiths.
  
Therefore I am NOT voting for Trump in this election.  Nor am I voting for Clinton or any of the other write-ins or third party candidates.  But I AM GOING TO VOTE.

So I WILL NOT BE VOTING FOR THE LIKEABILITY OF ANY CANDIDATE.  I will be voting for the most conservative candidates on the Republican platform because, among the party platforms, it is the Republican platform that best protects and encourages those Christian virtues. 

The Democrat platform does NONE of that.  In fact, it is diametrically opposed to all of those virtues.  To vote Democrat is inconsistent with the Christian faith.

It may be God’s will to raise up a wicked, ungodly ruler to bring judgment to this rebellious nation; that is His prerogative but it’s not my concern.  He requires me to do Right even if His will overrides and takes us Left.


I will be marking all the way down my ballot for the Right candidates.






Ralph M. Petersen

Friday, October 7, 2016

Liberalism Don't Make Sense

"In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure."



-Ann Coulter

This quote was lifted without permission from the sidebar at:


Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Remember, Obama Is The SMARTEST President EVER!

The MSM insist that Barack Obama is the smartest man to ever be elected to the presidency. I guess these brilliant quotes prove something.


1) "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's."

2) "I've now been in 57 states—I think one left to go."

3) "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today."

4) "What they'll say is, 'Well it costs too much money,' but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would cost us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about…hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad."

5) "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."

6) "I bowled a 129. It's like - it was like the Special Olympics, or something."

7) "Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time."

8) "Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. (I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours.)"

9) "It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of...I don't know what the term is in Austrian—wheeling and dealing."

10) "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
Barack Obama

Saturday, September 24, 2016

The Recent Epidemic of Disrespect to Our Flag and Our Nation Anthem Is YOUR Fault

IF YOU VOTED FOR BARRACK OBAMA AND YOU ARE OUTRAGED AT THOSE WHO DISRESPECT OR HATE OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM AND OUR FLAG, YOUR OUTRAGE IS MISDIRECTED; YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF.

Yes, HE told us in advance what HE planned to do. Few were listening.
The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press.” From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, televised "Meet the Press" The THEN Senator Obama was asked about HIS stance on the American Flag.
General Bill Gann (USAF-ret) asked Obama to explain WHY HE doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "stand and face it."

Senator Obama replied : "As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides. There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. The anthem, itself, conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."
Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song, I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments."
“When I Become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past.”
"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation and offer the people a new path.”
My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America."

Yes, you read it right. HE said it and the majority of you bought it.
Dale Lindsborg , Washington Post

Monday, August 15, 2016

*Murder or Suicide?

If someone steals my identity and I kill him, will I be tried and convicted of murder OR is it considered suicide?

Just Wondered!

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Abolish the Bill Of Rights.

Maybe it’s time to repeal our Bill of Rights.


2016 Orlando Night Club Shooting        
2015 San Bernardino Shooting        
2015 Chattanooga, TN Military Shooting        
2009 Fort Hood Shooting

What do all these shootings have in common that is protected by our Bill of Rights?

If you said “The Second Amendment or the right to bear arms,” my question for you is, “Why did you skip to and focus only on the second amendment?  There are ten amendments in the Bill of Rights.  Why did you skip the first one?

The First Amendment says,  “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

And therein is a problem.  In every one of the incidents cited above, there were large groups of people gathered together in one place.  If there hadn’t been, the incidents wouldn’t have been labeled “mass shootings:” they would have just been called homicides or shootings.

Clearly, it is time to get rid of the First Amendment; people should not be allowed to gather together in large groups.  They were the reason that well-meaning adherents of the "religion of peace" killed people.  It was their faults.

 
Call your congressman now and tell him, we need laws to criminalize all group gatherings that consist of more than three people.


There, that should do it: problem solved.  

You’re welcome.



Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Thinking Happy Thoughts will NOT get Muhammad Ali into Heaven.

So another, big name, celebrity bites the dust and all of a sudden Christians are saying the stupidest things.

Death is a frightful thing for most people and it should be.  So well-meaning people have invented all kinds of comforting platitudes designed to deflect the reality and oftentimes, horror of death.

Christians should have no part of it.  Unbiblical, wishful phrases like, “may he rest in peace,” “she’s an angel now,”  “God needed another angel in Heaven,” or even the classic piece of false assurance, “He’s in a better place now,” are all attempts to offer false hopes to people who desperately need to know the truth that there really is a Holy God who judges sin with perfect righteousness.

We have a duty to speak the truth about death and the deceased regardless of that person’s relationship with God.   Sometimes even clergymen can’t get that right; it’s never right or kind to offer false hopes just so that everyone will feel good because death is not the end of existence.  Death is the beginning of an everlasting, conscious existence in paradise or eternal judgment and torment in hell.  If people don’t get that right in this life, there is no second chance.

There are three basic elements of a biblical approach to dealing with death and they are the same whether or not the deceased is with God:

1.            Honor the memory of the deceased.  But that doesn’t mean to falsely imply that anyone will be in Heaven based on his own merit or goodness.  To honor means to be respectful.  We can recognize his accomplishments, cherish the memories, and share the joys of the relationships.

2.            Comfort those who grieve.  And, again, I will emphasize that offering false assurances and hopes are nothing more than lies.  We can best comfort those who grieve through empathy (weep with those who weep), listen to them, support them, help them, and offer expressions of kindness.  But the best comfort - true comfort is only found in knowing the true Comforter so we must be truthful and focused on the comforting message of the Gospel.

3.            Proclaim (y)our hope.  The truth is, that, for Christians, our Hope is in the Lord.  But regardless their religious beliefs, that is also the ONLY real hope anyone has.  Apart from the Gospel, there is no real hope; just wishful thinking. These times are often the only chances we may have to offer real hope for eternal life.  These are good opportunities to read or quote Scripture and give them the good news of the Gospel.


DON’T TELL LIES and DON'T OFFER FALSE HOPE.  No, the unregenerate are NOT in better place.  


"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment."  Hebrews 9:27