Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
The Greatest American Hero
Friday, June 19, 2009
Babs Goes Bonkers
It's a great country! Even mentally deficient people can be Senators.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
The Eleventh Commandment - Thou Shalt Not Offend
Perhaps we should make "Lets Not Offend" the 11th Commandment!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Dan Phillips On Barack Obama
Dan Phillips responds: "Obama is the triumph of postmodernism. America elected a hollow image, a human projection-screen, prepped and served by our media. They gave arguably the most powerful office in the world to a man with no accomplishments, no preparation, and no qualifications. Worse, they elected a faux-Christian who sat under a viciously racist, marxist ministry for 20 years, who embraces abortion in every form and wants to crush liberty under totalitarian governmental control."
Dan Phillips is one of the contributors to the Excellent Blog, Pyromaniacs.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Advocates Of Baby Dismemberment
A Gay Rhino Party
She greeted her friends with a welcome most hearty.
They laughed and they joked and they swam in the sea,
And the party was gay, as a party should be.
From ANIMAL CHILDREN
By Edith Brown Kirkwood
Illustration by M. T. Ross
Copyright 1913 P. F. Volland & Co.
Shooting The Messenger
"Not everyone is called to be a watchman. However, some are. Do you remember Jeremiah in the Old Testament? God called him to tell the children of Israel the truth. The children of Israel did not want to hear the truth. The people hated Jeremiah. The people devised plans against Jeremiah. Does that make Jeremiah a bad guy because he was telling people what God had said?
Today, like in the past, when a watchman warns what is ahead, the people don’t want to hear it. They want to shoot the watchman or destroy the watchman with their words.
God’s Word should be our standard for truth. Check it out."
From Shepherds Or Wolves
Commentary by Roger Oakland at Understand The Times
Thursday, June 11, 2009
What I Want For Father's Day
This makes construction a breeze. Think about it. You could sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get someone like your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold glass of iced tea and, when she has the board in the right place, fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
And, the best part is, after a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, she probably won't ask you to build or fix anything else ever again.
So much for dreaming; I'll probably get another tie!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
There Are Still A Few Conservative Voices In The Republican Party
"Saber Rattling" Doesn't Work With Terrorists
Then I hit one. That's all it took; one single, direct hit. One crow dropping like a lead balloon. Once the band of terrorists figured out that I was serious, they vanished.
I'm actually kind of dissappointed. I come home every afternoon, load up and go outside hoping to line one up in my scope. But no, there are none. They haven't been back since the kill.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Salvation Comes to GM
When my brother, Greg, heard that, he postulated that auto sales might ordinarily increase in April over May regardless of any divine intervention from the new savior of the world. I thought his reasoning was plausible; he suggested that there might be several factors to account for the increase. In April many people are concerned about paying their income taxes but, by May, they are looking forward to graduations, Father's Day, and Summer vacations - all of which may be occasions when people might shop for new cars.