(Title Translation: I'm Done; Good Night! )
Here I am right down to the wire. It’s late and I’m tired. This A to Z blog challenge has been
interesting and fun but always challenging.
But for this post, I have nothing. No ideas, No inspiration, No interest. Nothing sarcastic. Well I don't feel so badly because even Dr. Seuss had to invent words for the letter Z in His ABC book.
"Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z?
I do. I'm a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see."
This year I did something really unusual. I have attempted to alliterate all my titles
and that has proven to be more challenging than writing articles. Some letters were easy; others like this one
for the letter Z was ridiculous.
The longest title was for the letter I with a total of 59 words.
Here are all 26 blog titles in one place. Enjoy!!
Angry Abortion Advocates And Amoral Activists Are Always
Anxious to Avow Any Anal Arguments for the Assassination of Amorphous
Anthropoids.
Barack O’Bama’s Banal B-man and Big time Bloviater, Biden,
Belches a Buffet of Bloopers, Blunders, Boners, Boo-Boos, and other Blustery
Bozo-like Blurbs of Bunk, Balderdash, and Buffoonery.
Clueless, Condoning mom Cannot Control Crass, Criminal Child
as he Cops a Cache of Candy at the Checkout Counter to the Consternation of the
Cashier and the Customers, without Correction or Consequences.
Dainty Dishes Damaged and Defected as Dad Drops Delicate
Dinnerware During Domicile Displacement.
Enuff with the Evangelical Eco-freak Elementary Educators
and Eccentric Entertainers Endlessly Endorsing Earth Exalting, Environmental
Extremism Encroaching Everywhere.
Free Food and Foolish Falderal For Fallow Folks and other
Feral Freeloading Freaks.
Good Grandfathers Give Girly-Girl Granddaughters the Gift of
Gun control by Guiding them in the Grasp, Guardianship, and Gratification of
Garands, Glocks and other Great Guns.
The Hoi Polloi who Hold to Heterodoxal Happycrap, and the
Hoards of High Heralds of their Heretical Hype are not of His Holy Household
and Have no Hope for Heaven’s Hallowed Halls.
Illustrious, Intimidating, and Influential Insiders Imagine
some Individuals to be Inconsequential and Incredulous Imbeciles and Idiots
whose Interests are In the Investigations and Interviews that Indicate or Imply
Illegalities, Illegitimacies, and Impostures; and who Insist In Inquiries and
Indicia regarding the Indubitable Inconsistencies and Intentional
Irregularities of the Imperial’s Infamous Instruments Including Indications of
Inception and other Identifying Information.
Jillions Joke as Jay, the Jester, caJoles and Justifies
Juvenile Judgments of the Jackanapes Jabbing at the Judiciary and challenging
the Jurisdiction and Jurisprudence of the Justices to the Jocular Jeering and
Jousting of Journalists.
Kate’s Kindly and Kissable Kitten Killed when Kooky
Know-it-all Kinsman puts the Kibosh on Kinesis to prove Kitties always Keep
upright when dropped.
Lonely Little Lady Lavishes Her Long Life in Liberal Liturgy
and Loving Labor for Her Lord.
Many Multifarious Marriages, Multiple Mates, and a Myriad of
Mixed up, Morally Mad, and Menial Mismatches Make for a Massive Maze of
Matrimonial Mayhem.
No way, No how; Nodular, Nasty, or Nauseating Nerds with
Nose and Nipple rings or Noggin Nails will Never be Numbered among the Nominees
for any Nine-to-five Niche and Need Not apply.
Oops! Overcoming all
Odds, Obama the Omniscient Organizer Of Obamacare; the Obliterator Of Osama and
Obesity; the Obnoxious Opposer Of Oil Operations; the Omnipotent One who
Overpowers Oceans and Ozone; the Opulent, Overspending and Oppressive Occupier
Of the Oval Office, is Ordained to become a One term Obamination.
Providence Purposefully Provided the letter “P” so Pastors
could Preach Profound and Provocative three Point Propositions to their People
with Pop, Pizzazz, and Polish.
Question; are we being Qaddafi’d by our unQualified,
Quixotic Quaestor and His Queer Quantity of Quran-Quoting al Qaeda colluders
and other Quirky, Quacksalver acQuaintences in His Quadrenial Quest to Quell
the Quality of our Quintessence?
Resembling Raunchy Reprobates, a Rash of Reprehensible,
Raging, and Ravenous Renegade Reverends Ridicule Rightness, Resist
Reconciliation, Reject Reason, Recklessly Rouse Racism, and Rate no Reverential
Respect.
Selecting, Suitable pSalms, Spiritual Songs, and other
aSSorted, Scripturally Sound Sacred Strains that Support the Shepherd’s Sermons
for the Singing Saints in their Sycophancy of the Sovereign Savior on Sundays
is my Service.
Teens Tend To Trifle away Too much Time Tweeting, Texting,
or Twaddling with Twerps and Turn Too little Thought To The Treasure Troves of
Truisms, Training, and Trials That come Through Table Talks with Their
Teachers, Tenders, and Tutelars.
Undulating Upside down is Understandably Unnerving and seems
an Unreasonable, Unbalanced, and Ugsome Undertaking; but for the Unafraid, it
is Undeniably Uplifting, Uniquely Unparalleled, and Ultimatly Unforgettable.
A Vast Variety of Vulgar Villains and Vacuous Vagrants
Vehemently Voice Venom and aVow Violence to aVert the Verification, Validation,
and Veracity that is Vital to aVoid Voter Vexation.
Warning! When Wise,
Witty, and Wonderful Words are Wasted and Wrecked by Witless Wingnuts, and
Wacky Wonks Who Would Wrest and Wrench them from our Working Wordstock and
replace them With Worthless Weasel Words, our Writing is Weakened, our Wisdom Wanes,
and We are Worsened.
X is for - EXcuse me; Your eXperience and eXpertise aside, I
am Xenophobic and not eXtremely eXcited about the eXcrable eXposition and
eXpansion of my eXcremental eXit to eXtend a flexible instrument of eXamination
on an eXplorative and eXpeditious eXcursion and to eXecute the eXcision and
eXtraction of eXcrescence.
In Youthful YesterYears of Yore, under Yonder Yoke of
tyranny, Young colonies, united by their Yearnings for a union under Yahweh, in
the Year, 1776, Yoemanly Yielded unanimous Yeas but for the Yellow Younkers of
New York.
It’s Zero hour, I am Zonked and Zapped; lost my Zeal; no
Zippy or Zany ideas for Zees; I have Zip, Zero, Zilch; I think I’ll Zone out
and catch some Zzzzzs.
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