Thursday, November 3, 2011

Paraphrased For The "Me-Centered" Church

Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever things are generally acceptable, whatever is tactful, whatever things show sensitivity, whatever things make you feel good, whatever things are sensuous, whatever things are personally satisfying; if there is to be any ownership, and if there is any good self-esteem, think happy thoughts on these things.

Do the things that you have felt, and realized and experienced and justified within yourself: and the god of touchy-feely happycrap shall warm your tolerant, sensitive, enlightened soul with wonderful ignorant bliss.


Philippians 4:8,9 with apologies to the Apostle Paul


Corey P. said...

Ouch. You hit the nail on the head.

Anonymous said...

That is brilliant! How perfect!