Answers to Life’s Twenty Most Difficult Questions

1.               Why did the chicken cross the road?

2.               Why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?

3.               Why is there world hunger?

4.               Why do people fight?

5.               Why is the ocean salty?

6.               Why is the economy in the tank?

7.               Why is there a hole in the O-zone?

8.               Why doesn’t God save everybody?

9.               Why do people pay $3.50 for bottled water?

10.            Why are there liberals?

11.            Why is Social Security bankrupt?

12.            Why are there ugly people?

13.            Why did Cain kill Abel?

14.            Why are there labor unions?

15.            Why are the dinosaurs extinct?

16.            Why do earthquakes happen?

17.            Why is John McCain allowed in the Republican party?

18.            Why do my weeds grow and flowers die?

19.            Why does Joe Biden talk?

20.            Why doesn’t God heal amputees?

Answer

It's George Bush's Fault!