There I was, minding my own business, driving home last week on the I10 eastbound from L.A. at about 80 mph. Suddenly, some stupid pigeon decided to choose me off. BANG! Out of nowhere he attacked my vehicle. What a mess. He mangled my front license plate and broke the frame. There was a bloody mess all over the front of my Toyota FJ Cruiser.
Oh well, he won't be doing that again; I KILLED HIM!