Thursday, March 5, 2009

Obama's Stimulus Plan Supports The NRA

Dear Mr. President,

Thank you very much.

I just got my first, semi-monthly paycheck with your phony tax refund. I have to admit, that was a pretty slick way to buy the adoration of millions of ignorant, empty-headed worshippers. Although it didn't work on me, I am now stimulated.

The increase in my check amounted to just a bit under $35.00 and just in time for my birthday. So today, I bought myself a birthday present on your stimulus plan. For just $35.00, I got a one-year membership in the National Rifle Association. I have proudly displayed their logo on my blog and I can hardly wait to place my membership decal on the windshield of my car.

With the additional resources available to me each payday, I figure that over the next few months I will be able to make donations to many worthy causes like The Patriot Post , Our Country Deserves Better (PAC), Grassfire.Org Alliance, Pacific Justice Institute, American Solutions, and a myriad of other conservative organizations, PACs, and individual champions of liberty dedicated to the preservation of our constitution, our freedoms, and our American way of life. The way I see it, a stimulus plan should be stimulative. And your giving me these additional resources will enable these worthy organizations to continue to stimulate conservatives to action.

Oh, also, I might be able to send an occasional few bucks to your brother, George, who is existing in abject poverty. It’s good to spread the wealth around you know.

So, thanks again for the birthday present (even though it was my money before government took it so you could give it back).

I remain faithfully dedicated to your opposition and resistant to your policies. And I HOPE for the day when liberalism, socialism, and fascism are destroyed and we CHANGE leadership (YES WE CAN).


Ralph M. Petersen

ps. I'm sure the NRA thanks you too.

Sent to the White House via U.S.P.S. on 3/5/09


Anonymous said...

I may have to join the NRA too!

Daisy said...

Uh, bad news Ralph, that $35 won't even pay half of what Gov. Conan the Barbarian is going to take from you.

Ralph M. Petersen-Always Right; Sometimes Wrong! said...

You are right, Daisy.

Arnold is such a disgraceful dissappointment. All that conservative talk we heard while he was a candidate was a smokescreen.

I think he owes it to us to give back the salary he has taken these past six years (all six dollars of it) and then go Terminate himself.