"If you support McCain, turn your headlights on during the day.
If you support Obama, turn your lights off at night."
Now that's funny! I really think it is a good idea and it might work.
So my daughter called to tell me that they were driving after dark this week and they saw a car with the lights out. She and her husband were joking that the driver must be an Obama supporter. One of them suggested the possibility that the driver might have an accident and die, in which case he wouldn't be able to vote. The other one countered that that might not neccessarily be so because Acorn is registering dead people to vote for Obama.
That's when my little grandson objected from the back seat, "Huh uh! My Grammy's NOT going to vote for Obama."