****OCTOBER IS PASTOR APPRECIATION MONTH

 OCTOBER IS PASTOR APPRECIATION MONTH

 

Who is the loneliest person in your church? It just might be your pastor.

 

In a survey conducted about ten years ago, the Fuller Institute of Church Growth reported the following statistics:
· 70% of pastors surveyed had no one they considered to be a close friend.
· 80% felt that their ministries negatively affected their families. 
· 75% reported a serious stress-related crisis at least once in their ministry.
· 50% felt unable to meet the demands of the job.
· 90% felt inadequately trained to cope with job demands.
· 70% had a lower self-image than when they started in ministry
· 40% had serious conflicts with parishioners at least once a month.
· 50% had considered leaving the ministry within the past three months.

 

If your pastor is typical, he works 60 or more hours a week and he does it cheerfully and graciously for considerably less compensation than other professionals with comparable education and qualifications. He and his family are closely scrutinized and highly criticized. He is called on to perform countless duties and receives little appreciation. One research group has identified pastors as “the most frustrated people in America.”

 

Their pressures are tremendous. We expect them to be sensitive counselors, dynamic orators, charismatic motivators, model spouses, ideal parents, and expert CEOs. But most of them entered the ministry in response to the call of God to simply preach His Word and care for His people.

 

When was the last time you thanked your pastor?  Why not show your appreciation by dropping a card or treating him to dinner?  Or, if you are so inclined, you might give him a paid vacation to Tahiti.

 

“(Those) who direct the affairs of the church well are worthy of double honor, especially those whose work is preaching and teaching.” I Tim. 5:17

AMERICA'S WAR CASUALTIES

 

America’s War Casualties

 

This chart provides a graphic illustration and comparison of the number of war casualties in all of America’s wars. Each cross represents 25,000 people killed.
Revolutionary War, (25,324) - +

Civil War (498,332) - +++++++++++++++++++
World War I (116,516) - +++++
World War II (545,108) - +++++++++++++++++++++
Korean War (54,108) - ++
Viet Nam War (56,555) - ++
Afghanistan and Iraq Gulf War (4,660) -
America’s War On the Unborn

Jan 22, marked the 49th anniversary of the most tragic Supreme Court fiat in America’s history. The 1973 Roe v. Wade decision of seven unelected justices legalized the killing of unborn babies in America. There have been over 63 million casualties in this war on the unborn.  +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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May God have mercy on us.

ELECTIONS AND THE MY FLATULENCE DOESN'T STINK SYNDROME

 Elections and the “MY FLATULENCE DOESN’T STINK” SYNDROME

I noticed something a few years ago that I call a “minority equals a majority phenomenon.” I first noticed it in opinion polls about public education. It went something like this:

Most Americans (approx. 84%) believe that public schools are failing miserably in educating children. But the weird thing is that approximately 84% of them believe that their own local school is the rare exception. Similarly, whether it is true or not, a majority of people believe that public school teachers are incompetent but their own child’s teacher is excellent. So the outcome is obvious. The overwhelming majority of people will always vote to retain their corrupt school boards and will protect their incompetent, unionized, teachers because theirs are good. Everyone else’s are bad. In other words, “my flatulence doesn’t stink.”

But that’s not the only place this phenomenon occurs. Just a few years ago, the American people were outraged that Congress had not passed a budget for OVER 1000 DAYS. Furthermore, Congress’ approval rating was at an all-time low of 13%. That means 87% of Americans thought they were corrupt and incompetent and needed to be thrown out.

And figure this: 64% of Americans favored a balanced budget amendment. We needed it, we wanted it, but Congress lacked the discipline and the will to do what each of us must do every day: BUDGET OUR RESOURCES AND LIVE WITHIN OUR MEANS. And yet our representatives (those we had elected from our own districts and sent to DC to protect our interests) had thumbed their noses at us and said NO. The 26% minority prevailed.

How do things like that happen? It’s the “my flatulence doesn’t stink” syndrome. “My representative is GOOD. Everyone else’s is BAD.”

So we all keep reelecting the same incompetent, corrupt, self-serving, career politicians who continue to shaft us at every opportunity and all we do is complain.

I see it all the time. For most of my life, I lived in the People’s Republik of Kalifornia and every day I heard people complain about over-regulation, punitive taxation, and oppressive government. And when I asked them, “How did you vote in the last election?” the majority always answer the same way; they either didn’t vote at all OR they voted for the same old, big government, fat cat, incumbents because, “My Flatulence Doesn’t Stink.”

Elections have consequences. When we vote wrong we get exactly what we deserve.

THE GOOD OLD BOYS CLUB

 THE GOOD OLD BOYS CLUB

 

Nearly every morning for over 40 years, it has been my habit to meet with some Good Old Boys for coffee.  Over the years, some have moved, and some have died, but we always managed to pick up new acquaintances along the way.  The faces have changed but the dynamic of the meetings has not.  A few months ago, I said goodbye to my old friends on the left coast and moved to Rogersville.  

 

During several road trips over the past year, I noticed that, wherever I stopped for breakfast, I saw similar Good Old Boys’ coffee clubs.  In fact, I believe that these little cliques exist in nearly every community in the nation.    

 

So, what is it that holds them together?

 

Certainly, we have discussions about politics and obituaries, but beyond that, it is just guy stuff; that’s all!  At our age, we repeat stuff but that's okay because we forget stuff, too.  So, it’s the same old stories, the same stupid jokes, and THE SAME PERSONAL INSULTS.

 

My wife thinks our insults are cruel, but she doesn’t understand.  Today, everything that offends someone or hurts someone’s feelings is called bullying.   People run to safe spaces and cry whenever they hear something that doesn’t agree with them.

 

Not so with Good Old Boys.  In our early morning meetings, we have polished and perfected the manly art of sarcasm.  We make fun of each other and we insult each other’s physical appearances, disabilities, and behavior.  Nobody is immune.  And at the end of the hour we all say goodbye and then we reassemble the next morning and it starts all over again. 

 

That’s what Good Old Boys do.  That’s how we express our affection for each other (although most of us would deny that there is any “affection”).

 

Well, now that I am finally settled into my new home in Eastern Tennessee, I am happy to announce that it didn’t take long to find a new group of Good Old Boys to fill the void.  They have welcomed me and made me feel right at home as we start each day with the same stories, stupid jokes, and lots of insults.

 

Jesus and Judas (revised)

 About ten years ago, I promised a Facebook friend that I would address a concern he had about a newly released movie, “The Son of God.”  For the record, I have NOT, nor will I ever see the movie so I really cannot offer an informed critique. If you are looking for that, there is ample on the internet.

Nevertheless, there is one major, troubling bit of subtle heretical content of which I became aware and on that portion alone, I had decided that I WILL NOT view the movie.

The scene has to do with Judas’ betrayal of Jesus. It was when Jesus is eating the Passover meal with His disciples that He suddenly has a surprising, revelatory vision of Judas betraying Him. Then He turns to Judas to convince him (against his will) to do it.

This is nothing new; we saw something similar in “Jesus Christ, Superstar.” That ancient heresy is rooted in Gnosticism. 

The Gospel of Judas is NOT a book in the Bible. In it is found a man named Judas who is not the man portrayed in the Word of God. This other Judas is described as Jesus’ closest friend and most trusted confidant who is the only one of the twelve who really understood what Jesus needed to do. This Judas was an unwilling betrayer and Jesus had to take him into His confidence and convince him of this holy, high calling. 

So, out of loyalty to his beloved friend, and with grief in his heart, Judas delivers Jesus over to the Romans. Thus Judas, according to this fake narrative, was an obedient servant.

So there is the one scene where Jesus convinced Judas to act, that bothered me. The Gospel of Judas is NOT a gospel nor is it inspired scripture. I find it odd that, even though the writers and filmmakers insisted that their intent was to accurately portray Jesus in strict accordance with the Bible, they would draw from a heretical religion with a heretical tradition drawn from a heretical book to show us a picture of a fake Jesus and an exonerated Judas.

So, based on that one scene alone, I will not waste my time or money on this heretical movie. 

CONSTITUTION DAY

If you believe that our federal government is devoted to protecting our constitution and our civil rights, then you must be either brain-dead or a willing participant in the destruction of America.

Four days ago, Sept. 17, was the anniversary of our nation's Constitution, so I want to take this opportunity to remind or inform you of some facts. Our rights do not come from our government. They derive from God. They are inalienable; that means they cannot be taken away.

When they were first inaugurated, every one of our elected politicians swore an oath to protect and uphold our constitution. Lots of them didn’t really mean it.

These days we have many elected representatives who mandate laws without the consent of the people. But illegal laws are not constitutional and there are plenty of us out here in Real America, who will not obey illegal laws. And many of us are inspired, instructed, and dutifully motivated by the preamble to our Declaration of Independence. I have paraphrased that document here in plain, modern language for your convenience. I hope this will help.

“There are some things that are just absolutely and fundamentally true. In fact, they are so universally evident and understood that they don’t even need to be argued or defended. One of those absolute truths is that we are all created by God. And because He is the creator and the giver of life, no one, and no government has the right to arbitrarily take the life of another. Nor does anyone have the right to own, control, or hold another person hostage. And, no one has the right to deny any other person the opportunity to pursue his dreams or ambitions. The right to life, the right to be free and the right to pursue happiness are all rights that are granted to men by God, not by any government.

“In order to secure and protect their God-given rights, it is the responsibility of men to organize governments, for themselves, whose ONLY powers are those that are granted to them by the willing consent of the people. And, with those powers, they must act righteously for the good of those they govern.

“Whenever any government becomes so destructive or oppressive that it threatens or diminishes these basic rights of its people, it is the responsibility of the people to change or abolish that government and create a new one that will most effectively secure their safety, freedom, well-being, and happiness.

“Governments that have been well-established and that have served well over long periods of time must be wise. and very careful to remember their fundamental purpose and not substantively deviate from it for frivolous or fleeting causes. History has shown that most men will endure a lot of abuse and persecution and even evil at the hands of their governments as long as they think the abuses are tolerable because, over time, they become accustomed to them. Resistance is hard work and, frankly, it is much easier to just endure government encroachment as much as possible.

“But when a government becomes so abusive and oppressive; when it systematically erodes the freedoms of the very people who established it and empowered it in the first place, to the point that it becomes tyrannical or dictatorial, it is the right, - no, it is the duty of men to overthrow that government and to organize a new system to guard their future security."

The current Democrat party has been hijacked; it is not the benevolent, God-fearing party of my parents and grandparents. It already has and no doubt will continue to make our lives increasingly more miserable. We have no reasonable assurance that it will not continue to dispatch federal thugs and goons to harass and intimidate us to the point of restricting our travel, seizing our property, incarcerating us, or even killing us. That’s what tyrants do, and the party has shown us no good reason to expect less after the next election.

Nevertheless, understand and take comfort in this; there is a great, patriotic resistance out here across our nation. Millions of us who value liberty more than safety and comfort are, if necessary, willing to bleed or even make ultimate sacrifices for our freedom.

So, in closing be prepared, vote right, and pray for God’s continued blessings on the United States of America.

Your Representative Swore An Oath To YOU

 I don't care what political party you identify with; I don't care what color you are; I don't care about your gender, your ancestry, your economic status, or your religion. If you are a citizen of the United States of America and you value your freedom, this post should mean something to you.

Your congressional representative, when he (or she, or it, or whatever) was elected, stood up, raised his right hand, and swore this oath to YOU.

"I ______, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

In the past, our nation has had presidents, congressmen, and senators, who have trashed and trampled our constitution. They were lawless criminals whose actions were destructive to our culture, economy, safety, and happiness. And now, we clearly have too many who are truly intentional domestic (or maybe foreign) enemies of the state and Congress (our elected representatives) has the constitutional responsibility and authority to STOP THEM and IMPEACH THEM.

And if any congressman (or congresswoman or whatever) will not keep his promise to protect us, he is an enemy of the people and deserves to be removed from his office in the next election.

Write to YOUR congressman and tell him to shape up or get out. And remember, VOTE RIGHT ON ELECTION DAY.

MY FIRST LETTER TO JOE BIDEN (revised)

This was my FIRST letter to Joe Biden.

Dear Mr. Biden.

Why am I on your email list of Democrat supporters? Do you know? Not a day goes by that I don’t get donation appeals to support your presidential campaigns or your party's foolish falderal. So, I'm asking again; do you know who I am and why I am on your list?

Well, I do know so allow me to tell you.

You see, for several years now, I have been on the DNC email list of supporters ever since I first wrote a sarcastic birthday message to your former president.

That was the trigger. As much as I tried with rude, obnoxious, and downright disrespectful responses, Barack Obama, His wife (?), and all his mind-numbed minions continued to thank me and solicit more donations. The fact that they placed my name on the DNC supporter list made it obvious that they (and you) don’t care about your constituents. THEY NEVER BOTHER TO READ ANY CORRESPONDENCE THEY RECEIVE.

And so here I am, a Conservative, a Christian, and an America-loving citizen who will NEVER vote for you or any of your Democrat cronies, and yet, I remain on your list of brain-dead minions.

And YOU all think I am a supporter and potential donor. Furthermore, I would bet that YOU too, didn't and will never read my letters.

I am happy about one thing. For years I wanted a membership in the National Rifle Association but I could not afford it. But that all changed a few years ago when I started getting donation requests from Barack Obama. He wasn’t asking for much; just a mere $3.00. So every time He, or your party, asked me to help with a $3 donation, I put three bucks away. You don't know just how quickly it all added up and every year, on my birthday, I would take enough of the money to buy myself a present; I sent it to the NRA for my annual membership dues.

So I am writing this letter to thank you and the DNC. I trust you will be pleased to know that I had accumulated enough to purchase a LIFE MEMBERSHIP in the National Rifle Association.

Again, I say Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for the wonderful birthday present.

P.S. PLEASE keep sending your appeals to my email address; I have some grandsons who would also like to be NRA members.

Sincerely,

Ralph M. Petersen

(doing my part to Make America Great Again) 

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 6.     11-14-20       The Best Thing You Can Do To Honor Our Veterans

 7.     11-25-20       GIVING THANKS TO GOD

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 9.     12-16-20       Jello Politicians

10.    12-23-20       Boys Need Fathers

11,    12-30-20       The Death of A Republic

12.    1-6-21           Socialized Medicine

13.    1-13-21         I'll Keep My Polyps

14.    1-20-21         Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

15.    1-30-21         Wombmates

16.    2-5-21           Covid19 Vaccinations

17.    2-8-21           The Second Amendment

18.    2-17-21         The Story of St. Valentine

19.    2-24-21         Chinese Fortune Cookie

20.    3-10-21         MY EARLY EXIT PLAN

21.    3-17-21         GOD'S PROVIDENCE PROVIDES REAL WORDS OF COMFORT

22.    3-24-21         Face Coverings.

23.    3-31-21        More Justification for the second amendment

24.    4-28-21        K IS FOR KEEPER

25.    5-5-21          THE GLORIFICATION OF SELF-ESTEEM

26.    5-12-21        MAMAS, LET YOUR BOYS GROW UP TO BE MEN

27.    5-26-21        FREEDOM IS NOT FREE    

28.    6-2-21          HOLY HOARDING AND SACRED JUNK

29.    6-8-21          THE WORLD IS ROUND

30.    6-16-21        A FATHERS DAY TRIBUTE

31.    6-22-21        INNIES AND OUTIES

32.    6-29-21        INDEPENDENCE DAY

33.    7-7- 21         DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH FACTS

34.    7-21-21        I AM A THICK-SKINNED CONSERVATIVE

35.    7-28-21        BIG TENT ATTRACTIONS

36.    8-4-21         FINALLY, NOW I CAN MARRY MY TRUE LOVE  

37.    8-11-21       LADIES, PLEASE SHOW US SOME MERCY

38.    8-18-21       FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE

39.    8-30-21       MISSING BODY PARTS

40.    9-8-21         WHO IS GOD (PART 1)

41.    9-14-21       WHO IS GOD (PART 2)

42.    9-22-21       WHO IS GOD (PART 3)

43.    9-29-21       WHO IS GOD (PART 4)

44.    10-6-21       WHO IS GOD (PART 5)

45.    10-13-21    BIBLICAL CHURCH GROWTH

46.    10-20-21    GRAMMATICAL GENDER CONFUSION DISORDER        

47.    10-27-21    HALLOWEEN IS A PAGAN HOLIDAY

48.    11-3-21      HALLOWEEN IS A PAGAN HOLIDAY  

49.    11-10-21    VELVET-COVERED BRICKS

50.    11-17-21    SPIRITUAL FAST FOOD

51.    11-24-21    GIVING THANKS TO GOD

52.    12-1- 21    WHEN THEY CRIMINALIZE EVERYTHING, EVERYONE WILL BE                                                 A  CRIMINAL

53.    12-8-21      PULPIT PROFANITY AND POTTY-MOUTHED PREACHERS

54.    12-15-21    CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR MEN

55.    12-23-21    MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY

56.    12-29-21    IGNORANT ATTORNEYS AND AXE-WIELDING JUDGES

57.    1-5-22        DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT DOCTRINE ANYMORE?

58.    1-12-22      THE GRAY BRIGADE

59.    1-19-22      INVASION OF THE BODY CAVITIES

60.    1-26-22     WHY I IGNORE ENVIRONMENTALIST FEAR MONGERS  

61.    2-2-22       THE BOOK, THE BLOOD, AND THE BLESSED HOPE

62.    2-9-22       FREE STUFF

63.    2-15-22    THE STORY OF ST. VALENTINE

64.    2-22-22    GOOD CHARACTER IS AN ARCHAIC AND UNAPPRECIATED VIRTUE

65.    2-28-22    MY CRASH OF RHINOS

66.    3-2-22      FREEDOM OF SPEECH

67.    3-6-22      THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT LIFE & LEADERSHIP FROM  THE RHINO

68.     3-22-22   THERE ARE TWO CULTURES; LAWS APPLY TO ONLY ONE

69.     4-6-22     CONGRESSIONAL JELLO

70.     4-13-22    RESSURECTION DAY HERESY

71.     4-20-22    LETTER TO PRESIDENT BIDEN

72.     4-29-22    MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS YOU

73.     5-4-22     A TRIBUTE TO MOTHERS

74.     5-11-22   HIS EYE IS ON THE SPARROW         

75.     5-18-22    AMERICA'S WAR CASUALTIES

76.     5-25-22   FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS

77.     6-1-22     LEGALIZED INFANTICIDE

78.     6-8-22     FEED ME

79.    6-15-22    MY HIGH-POWERED ASSAULT HAMMER

80.    6-26-22   FACEBOOK REWRITES GENESIS 1:27

81.    6-29-22   THE HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE

82.    7-04-22   Independence Day (rerun) 

83.    7-23-22   BRAIN-DEAD DOOFUS

84.    8-3-22     IS IT A TUMOR

85.    8-9-22     UNIVERSAL GOV'T HEALTH CARE

86    8-16-22   AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE STUFF

87.   8-23-22   FINAL AUTHORITY

88.   8-30-22   WHOSE CHILDREN ARE THEY

89.   9-8-22     RESCUED AND RESTORED

90.  9-15-22   GRANDPARENTS DAY

91.  9-20-22   PIZZA FROM HEAVEN

92.  9-27-22   CONSTITUTION DAY

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS

SHOULD CHRISTIANS VOTE?

             

 

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ALPHABETICAL INDEX

A FATHER'S DAY TRIBUTE

AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE STUFF

AMERICA'S WAR CASUALTIES

A READER'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

ATHENS ELECTION FRAUD

A TRIBUTE TO MOTHERS

(THE) BEST THING YOU CAN DO TO HONOR OUR VETERANS

BOYS NEED FATHERS

BIG TENT ATTRACTIONS

BIBLICAL CHURCH GROWTH

BRAIN-DEAD DOOFUS

COVID 19 VACCINATIONS

CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE

CONGRESSIONAL JELLO

CONSTITUTION DAY

CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR MEN

(THE) DEATH OF A REPUBLIC

DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH FACTS

DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT DOCTRINE ANYMORE?

ELECTIONS AND THE "MY FLATULENCE DOESN'T STINK" SYNDROME

FACE COVERINGS

FREEDOM IS NOT FREE 

FINAL AUTHORITY

FINALLY, NOW I CAN MARRY MY TRUE LOVE 

FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE 

FREE STUFF

FREEDOM OF SPEECH

FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS

FEED ME

FACEBOOK REWRITES GENESIS 1:27

GIVING THANKS TO GOD

GOD'S PROVIDENCE PROVIDES REAL WORDS OF COMFORT

GRAMMATICAL GENDER CONFUSION DISORDER

GIVING THANKS TO GOD

GRANDPARENTS DAY

THE GRAY BRIGADE

GOOD CHARACTER IS AN ARCHAIC AND UNAPPRECIATED VIRTUE

HOLY HOARDING AND SACRED JUNK

HALLOWEEN IS A PAGAN HOLIDAY

HIS EYE IS ON THE SPARROW

I'LL KEEP MY POLYPS

INNIES AND OUTIES

INDEPENDENCE DAY

Independence Day (rerun) 

I AM A THICK-SKINNED CONSERVATIVE

INVASION OF THE BODY CAVITIES

IGNORANT ATTORNEYS AND AXE-WIELDING JUDGES

IS IT A TUMOR

JELLO POLITICIANS

K IS FOR KEEPER

LONG LIVE THE GOOD OLD BOYS CLUB

LADIES, PLEASE SHOW US SOME MERCY

LETTER TO PRESIDENT BIDEN

LEGALIZED INFANTICIDE

MY EARLY EXIT PLAN

MORE JUSTIFICATION FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT

MAMAS, LET YOUR BOYS GROW UP TO BE MEN

MISSING BODY PARTS

MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY

MY CRASH OF RHINOS

MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS YOU

MY HIGH-POWERED ASSAULT HAMMER

OCTOBER IS PASTOR APPRECIATION MONTH

PIZZA FROM HEAVEN

PULPIT PROFANITY AND POTTY-MOUTHED PREACHERS

RESCUED AND RESTORED

RESSURECTION DAY HERESY

SOCIALIZED MEDICINE

SPIRITUAL FAST FOOD

THE SECOND AMENDMENT

THE STORY OF ST. VALENTINE

THE GLORIFICATION OF SELF-ESTEEM

THE WORLD IS ROUND

THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT LIFE & LEADERSHIP FROM  THE RHINO

THE BOOK, THE BLOOD, AND THE BLESSED HOPE

THERE ARE TWO CULTURES; LAWS APPLY TO ONLY ONE

THE HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE

UNIVERSAL GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE

VELVET COVERED BRICKS

VOTE RIGHT

WHEN THEY CRIMINALIZE EVERYTHING, EVERYONE WILL BE A  CRIMINAL

WHO IS GOD (PART 1)

WHO IS GOD (PART 2)

WHO IS GOD (PART 3)

WHO IS GOD (PART 4)

WHO IS GOD (PART 5)

WHOSE CHILDREN ARE THEY

WHY I IGNORE ENVIRONMENTALIST FEAR MONGERS 

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