Sufferin' Suffrage

Dear members of Congress.

Voting is the responsibility of the RESPONSIBLE.

I propose that voter eligibility laws be amended so that the right to vote will only be granted to property owners or business owners and then with the following restrictions:

• Only one vote per household.
• Only women who are single or widowed may vote.
• No students of any state university may vote.
• No person under the age of 26 (Obama's declared age of adulthood) may vote.
• No person may cast a vote who cannot read the ballot in English.
• No person may vote who cannot produce documentation of citizenship.
• No public employees may vote.
• No person may vote who is receiving welfare benefits.
• No union members may vote.
• No stupid people may vote.
• No mentally ill people may vote.
• No person may vote who is not a member of the NRA.

I'm sure I probably missed something but this would be a great start. Please give this careful consideration.

Respectfully yours