Sunday, October 12, 2014

Sufferin' Suffrage

Dear members of Congress.

Voting is a responsibility of the RESPONSIBLE.

I propose that voter eligibility laws be amended so that the right to vote will only be granted to property owners or business owners and then with the following restrictions:
  • Only one vote per household.
  • Only women who are single or widowed may vote.
  • No students of any state university may vote.
  • No person under the age of 25 may vote.
  • No person may cast a vote who cannot read the ballot in English.
  • No person may vote who cannot produce documentation of citizenship.
  • No public employees may vote.
  • No person may vote who is receiving welfare benefits.
  • No union members may vote.
  • No stupid people may vote.
  • No person may vote who is not a member of the NRA.

I'm sure I probably missed something but this would be a great start. Please give this careful consideration.

Respectfully yours

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