Dense and Dumb Democrats

I recently posted copies of a couple satirical letters I wrote to the RNC and the DNC.

The Democrats placed my email address in their system so now I get regular updates on their campaign with thanks for my support and requests for more money.

Here is the response I sent back to them:

You people at the DNC are either dumber than rocks or you are just plain arrogant. Why am I on your e-mail list? Is it because of my offer to help your campaign? This is proof that you Bozos don’t care enough about the people of this country to even bother READING the messages we send to you. Maybe I presume too much. Maybe I mistakenly believe you CAN read.

The message I sent to you was SATIRE; it was SARCASM; it was a JOKE. You are wasting your fool time sending me all this blather and thanking me for my support. Do yourself a favor. Go find someone who can read and then ask them to read and interpret this message to you:

I AM NOT NOW AND NEVER WILL BE A SUPPORTER OF YOUR PARTY, YOUR CANDIDATES, OR YOUR LUNATIC LEFTY UNAMERICAN AND UNGODLY IDEAS.

I sent a similar letter to the RNC. At least they were smart enough to understand the sarcasm and to not insult my intelligence with thanks for my support.

Sincerely in brotherly love,

Ralph M. Petersen