Why Can't We Be Friends?

As president, McCain said, he'd be able to work well with members of Congress on the Democratic side of the aisle.

"We're going to get a dispute and a debate done, but in a respectful fashion," McCain said. "And I know how to reach across the aisle to [the Democrats]."

Why doesn't he just move his seat across the aisle; then he won't have to reach so far. Someone ought to reach across the aisle and slap him silly.