Well-Meaning Gentlemen With Different Ideas: What I Want For My Birthday

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

What I Want For My Birthday

My birthday is coming up soon and THIS IS WHAT I WANT!

I WANT IT!

I NEED IT!

I HAVE TO HAVE IT!

I have enough ties and socks. I need to lose some weight so don't give me chocolate.

I WANT THIS!!!!

If I don't get this, then I guess I'll be happy with one more rhinoceros

BUT I REALLY, REALLY,

REALLY WANT THIS.

Besides, it is really practical.

2 comments:

Mark Pierson said...: You'll shoot your eye out, Ralphie.; February 11, 2009 at 7:54 AM
hymns that preach said...: Now that's funny, Mark.

By the way, that line is a quote from "A Christmas Story," which is one of my favorite movies.; February 11, 2009 at 9:57 AM

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MARRIAGE

And the Lord God said, “It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him.”

And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place. 22 Then the rib which the Lord God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man.

And Adam said:

“This is now bone of my bones
And flesh of my flesh;
She shall be called Woman,
Because she was taken out of Man.”

Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.

Genesis 2:18, 21, 23-24

Jesus said, “Haven’t you read that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

Matthew 19:4-6

Marriage was created and defined by God and confirmed by Jesus. End of Argument.