I am already a member of the NRA but I'm thinking about starting a new organization - the NPA (National Pitchfork Association).
Looks great hanging from the mantle in my office, don'tya think?
I found the rifle stock at a swapmeet for $3.00. The pitchfork was at a yard sale for $3.00. And the sling was .75 cents at another garage sale.
Total cost - $6.75. Assembly time was 30 minutes.
Now I'm ready!