To: The Democrat National Committee
I feel badly that your candidate for President is unable to find a suitable running mate. If I can be of help, I'm willing to run as the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate.
I must caution you though; there are some indiscretions in my past that I'm n
ot particularly proud and I am a long-time member of my church. But those issues should not be problematic; they probably pale in comparison to Mr. Obama’s and besides, my pastor loves America.
On the positive side, although I tend to be somewhat cynical, I think I'm much happier than Mr. Obama and I know I am happier than Mrs. Obama and most of the lunatic fringe in the Democrat Party. And I'm a conservative so my name on your ticket might help the campaign recover the votes of some of those angry Clinton supporters as well as a lot of those Republicans who have absolutely NO CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE to vote for. Also, some people tell me I look good in a suit.
Although I abhor everything your party stands for, I am willing to prostitute myself for the money and the notoriety. Let me know if I can be of help.
I feel badly that your candidate for President is unable to find a suitable running mate. If I can be of help, I'm willing to run as the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate.
I must caution you though; there are some indiscretions in my past that I'm n
ot particularly proud and I am a long-time member of my church. But those issues should not be problematic; they probably pale in comparison to Mr. Obama’s and besides, my pastor loves America.On the positive side, although I tend to be somewhat cynical, I think I'm much happier than Mr. Obama and I know I am happier than Mrs. Obama and most of the lunatic fringe in the Democrat Party. And I'm a conservative so my name on your ticket might help the campaign recover the votes of some of those angry Clinton supporters as well as a lot of those Republicans who have absolutely NO CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE to vote for. Also, some people tell me I look good in a suit.
Although I abhor everything your party stands for, I am willing to prostitute myself for the money and the notoriety. Let me know if I can be of help.
Ralph M. Petersen
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