A friend of mine often describes his church with this little phrase, "No stinkin' gimmicks." I like that!
If the Word of God is boldly proclaimed from your pulpit; if your pastor's primary focus is on preaching the whole counsel of God; if he feeds you a steady diet of expository preaching; if he unabashedly tells the truth about sin and constantly warns you of it's consequences; if he is obsessed with the glory of God; you have a relevant church. You don't need no stinkin' gimmicks.
This is what church looks like when God's Word is ignored and men have other ideas about what is relevant.