Who woulda thought?
I woke this morning and kissed her goodbye just like every other morning. Now here it is late in the afternoon. I have been home for a few hours and she is gone. I don't know what happened. I can't find her. She never said goodbye. She didn't leave a note. She doesn't answer her phone. She just vanished.
What am I going to do without her? Woe is me!
Uh Oh! Today is May 21, 2011; I guess it was true. Today was the end of the world. I should have listened to old what's his name - Harold Camping. I should have been ready. She tried to warn me. I have been left behind. O, woe is me.
Oh never mind. She just got home. She was at garage sales and her phone was turned off. Boy that was a close one!