Wednesday, November 23, 2016

It's not even Winter yet. Where Did All The Snowflakes Come From?

The reason all those cream-puffs, snowflakes, and panty-waist millennials can't cope with the disappointment of Hillary's defeat is because their generation has never experienced any kind of competition. They played football and baseball where no one ever kept score. They played musical chairs where the number of chairs matched the number of players. They got participation awards for every event in their lives. Their graduating class had 16 Valedictorians. (I heard of one school that gave children faked report cards with good grades and sent the real grades to the parents so their sensitive little feelings wouldn't be hurt.) They have been programmed to believe that everyone is a winner.

So this most recent election cycle may have been the first time in their lives, that they have experienced a competition where there is actually a real winner and (the L word) a LOSER.


Perhaps they would feel better if that mean old Trump could share his presidency with the loser, Hillary. They could move into the Whitehouse together and they could be Co-Presidents. Then everyone could feel special.

2 comments:

NotMister said...

Love it! Sad but true.

Pumice said...

Perhaps we could have a mock election along side the real election. Let people vote as often as they want and then give them a throne to sit on in Central Park. How about central park full of snow thrones so that everyone could be the winner. It could be a reality show. It might be cheaper than keeping them in college.

Grace and peace.