Sunday, December 6, 2015

"The Good Old Boys Club" Fight Song

This is it, guys.  This song is perfect for all the guys in the original Good Old Boys Club and all the guys in the early morning coffee gangs across the nation.







And here are the lyrics:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

I don't take no crap from anybody
[else but you]
I wear the pants around here
[when I'm finished with your laundry]
Cuz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
[When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]
I'm the man of this house
[until you get home]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

What I say goes around here
[right out the window]
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
[so I'll shut up]
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Cuz I'm Head-Honcho around here
[but it's all in my head]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I can have s** anytime
[that you want it]
Cuz I'm a man who has needs
[but there not that important]
And don't expect any flowers from me
[Cuz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry]
I'm the King of my castle
[when you're not around]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want
[and get in trouble]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
[to sleep on the couch]
Cuz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I'm Top dog around here
[but I've been neutered]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

(You the man!)

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